All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.