There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.