I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Who were these clowns?