I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.