A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Someone dragged me by my arms out onto the road, then shoved me, stumbling, down a paved road.