A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.