After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.