I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.