Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
I'd learned my lesson.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.