Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.