Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.