Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.