It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.