It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
My eyes swam and watered and I literally couldn't breathe through the pain.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.