On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.