If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.