Someone dragged me by my arms out onto the road, then shoved me, stumbling, down a paved road.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
A minute's success pays the failure of years.
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.