For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Why the hell would terrorists kidnap a bunch of high school students?
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.