He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.