So little time and so little to do.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.