Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.