Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.