It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.