Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.