The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.