Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Who were these clowns?
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.