At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.