There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Keep cool and you command everybody.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
My head rang like a gong.
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.