When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.