A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Whatever you fear most has no power - it is your fear that has the power.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.