Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Sometimes the cure for restlessness is rest.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.