On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.