I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
My head rang like a gong.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.