Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.