It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.