Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.