Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
He who laughs, lasts!
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.