If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.