I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.