Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I stumbled some, then a hand pushed my head down and I was inside the Hummer.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.