A smiling face is half the meal.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.