The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.