When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.