When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
They weren't wearing insignia.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.