Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.