You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.