Someone went upside my head again.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.