You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
I kept talking. "Listen -- this is some kind of misunderstanding.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.