I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
My home is not a place, it is people.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from.
A smiling face is half the meal.