Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.